Pre-cracked eggs. Tripping balls in Oklahoma. The JLJ avatar.

 The Yolo County Hermit is open for business.

by John Lennon

"Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul."

Marilyn Monroe

Flash mob Beethoven

Link: Two capybaras, the world's largest rodents, calmly wandering into the Legislative Assembly of Mato Grosso in Cuiabá and exploring the reception area.

'Spiking the punch' at a party isn't anything new.
Spiking it with (liquid) pure LSD-25 in Atoka, Oklahoma, that's new.

Rocky Jones, Space Ranger

Attempting to make an avatar of myself.

There didn't seem to be a way to make him a bit fatter, so his size is false. I also failed to find the right amount of male pattern baldness, so I put a beanie on his head. I do wear beanies sometimes. I was able to make him say my catchphrase. 

Ladies and gentlemen, the James Lee Jobe avatar.

Until next time,

James