Canada fights back. Bungee jumping Jesus. Polka with Katy Perry. (Sort of.)

 THE YOLO COUNTY HERMIT

There are no elephants in Yolo County.
Trust me; I have searched.

T-Rump's trade war with Canada;
Canada is ready.

"He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle."

Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Yes. It's a real place.
West of Sacramento.
Northeast of San Francisco.

Live can be short, go for it.

Until next time, let me leave with this Ukrainian polka band covering Katy Perry's "HOT N COLD." Because why not?

ADIOS,

JAMES